Firstech News
Compustar and Firstech Take Extra “Security Measures” for April 1st!
Introducing Compustar’s newest security feature… ROBOT ARMS* (April Fools 😂)!
While we can’t promise your car will dribble a thief like a basketball, we CAN promise real protection and real peace of mind. Compustar security is all about keeping your vehicle safe so you don’t have to think twice. With dual-stage shock & glass-break sensors, tilt detection for towing or wheel theft, and real-time alerts through DroneMobile, you’re always protected and connected.
Massive credit to the insanely talented Jesse String for making this wild idea a reality.
If you’re ready to upgrade your vehicle’s protection, connect with your local authorized Compustar dealer and check out our full lineup of remotes and security systems!
*By interacting with the ROBOT ARMS™ Vigilante Security Suite (hereafter “The Metal Menace”), you acknowledge that this product is a figment of stop-motion imagination and that your 1977 Pontiac does not actually possess the legal or physical capacity to sprout chrome tentacles or wield a Louisville Slugger. Under the Statute of Miniature Mayhem, the Manufacturer disclaims all liability for “The Find Out Phase” experienced by unauthorized beard-wearing personnel who approach with crowbars or ill intent; you hereby waive your right to a fair fight and accept that any resulting “Home Run” to the cranium delivered by the ROBOT ARMS™ is purely for cinematic effect. This non-existent hardware is governed by the laws of high-frame-rate physics and is strictly incompatible with biological lifeforms not constructed of foam, wire, or felt. Any attempt to locate a ROBOT ARMS™ Deployment Module at your local dealership will result in immediate psychological evaluation, as the Manufacturer reserves the right to terminate your reality if you mistake these plastic-and-clay hijinks for a functional anti-theft solution. This contract is final, legally binding in the state of Delusion, and will self-destruct upon the realization that the car is roughly eight inches long.